"I Do not Garden,
I could not even if I Tried
I kill Everything!"
It can be easy to give up on gardening after a few failures, but failure is how you EARN a "Green Thumb".
You can have the garden you dream of, but it may take some trial and error. DONT GIVE UP! Just remember that dead plants make the best compost!
We too have lost some of our favorite flower friends and for some time we documented that loss with Haikus.
You can have the garden you dream of, but it may take some trial and error. DONT GIVE UP! Just remember that dead plants make the best compost!
We too have lost some of our favorite flower friends and for some time we documented that loss with Haikus.
With death comes new life
But dead plants are a bummer
Move on, forget them.
But dead plants are a bummer
Move on, forget them.
The Winter Frost Fangs
Did claim these pretty flowers
We appreciate them
Did claim these pretty flowers
We appreciate them
Oh So Majestic
Creepy cold claws of demise
oh so sad he dead
Creepy cold claws of demise
oh so sad he dead
Their epic passing
What a Cystospore
The borers helped
What a Cystospore
The borers helped
They were too stoked
For the party under the stars
And they drank too much
For the party under the stars
And they drank too much
Cursed is this Heat
Creating crispy tops and
rotting feet beneath
Creating crispy tops and
rotting feet beneath
The Drowned downed
So far under the surface
what water plants fear
So far under the surface
what water plants fear
The jade ate the wild
that gingerly frosted
it European archangel
that gingerly frosted
it European archangel
Hot malice filled
the prairie fire exploded
and crabs ate eighty apples ...
the prairie fire exploded
and crabs ate eighty apples ...
to suffer winter
to never see spring again
oh, Wichita blues.
to never see spring again
oh, Wichita blues.
Dismiss the blue mist,
As it went dry in wet soil,
he suffered for days
As it went dry in wet soil,
he suffered for days
Oh Spanish Broom Plant
Although You Are Crispy Now
Lush Memories Stay
Although You Are Crispy Now
Lush Memories Stay
Chocolate scent and
A Happy yellow flower
Gives way to death cries
A Happy yellow flower
Gives way to death cries
ah the purple robe
it has been bored so long
it's turned to dust
it has been bored so long
it's turned to dust
It got root rot
it stunk up the pot and got
stink on my hand... So I tossed it ...
it stunk up the pot and got
stink on my hand... So I tossed it ...
This one is alive
and well, it goes in the hole
Not in the grave alone
and well, it goes in the hole
Not in the grave alone
They didn't make it
something happened we don't know
why that Shit sure sucks
something happened we don't know
why that Shit sure sucks
